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Thursday, February 20, 2003
NUMERO 24
da Arcangelo Fontanella
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks over and says “Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?”
Bush says, “We’re planning WW III.” We’re going to kill 40 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big boobs.”
The guy exclaimed, “A blonde with big boobs? Why kill a blonde with big boobs?”
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, “See, smart ass! I told you no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis!”
9:26 AM
Monday, February 03, 2003
NUMERO 23
da Gabriele Di Totto
Due vecchi ottuagenari si incontrano sulla solita panchina al parco.
- Mario, ieri mia moglie ha incontrato la tua e lei gli ha detto che voi due fate l'amore quasi tutti i giorni! Ma è vero?
- Si... quasi lunedì, quasi martedì...
5:17 AM
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